They always ask me who’s behind the wigs, who’s behind the sparkles, who’s behind the lipstick… The answer is nobody, it’s me.
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS
What the actual fuck hahahaha
The harmonies on this are actually really tight and it’s a well made funny song. I showed this to a friend the other day, actually.
DO YOU EVER CRY BECAUSE THIS SONG COMES UP ON YOUR DASH WITH HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF NOTES AND NO PROPER ATTRIBUTION BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
this song is by Rob Cantor, aka Yellow Tie from Tally Hall & an extremely talented solo musician in his own right, so if u like this song you should CHECK OUT HIS ALBUM, that would be super cool of you!!!!!
i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much.
i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body
SOMEONE FIND THE GIRL
today, my school hosted an exhibit for suicide awareness day. the exhibit included 1,100 backpacks in representation of the number of lives that are lost to mental illness each year on college campuses. many of these backpacks were donated by the families that lost loved ones and had their stories attached. i’m so proud of my school for bringing attention to such a serious issue.
Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
One archaic term is scrub.