Hannibal

↳ 2x04: Takiawase

"I’ve always found the idea of death comforting. The thought that my life could end at any moment frees me."

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officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

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What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
or
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
or
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

(via waxenneat)

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May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.

(Source: my-skinny-state-of-mind)

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andurils-light:

Castiel literally gives no fucks when trying to help his bf

I guess part two to this

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I have no sense of being famous - you’re just working. And then you’ll have a random day in London when you’ll do some press and it creeps into your awareness that this goes out - that what you do every day goes out to televisions right across the country.

(Source: flirtingcompanions)

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yoncevevo:

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

rise

yoncevevo:

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

rise

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koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

image

me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

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itunestore:

itunestore:

Hw isn’t getting done


she still loves sleeping up here. 

itunestore:

itunestore:

Hw isn’t getting done

she still loves sleeping up here. 

(Source: followmeonmiraguey)

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